I agree! I think that for the sake of security, wearing clothes in public should be made illegal! Mandating laxative intake 1h prior to bordering any flights and random cavity searches are also a must!
And actually... I definitely do believe that there is a gayness scale... You're not just Gay or Straight... There is a gradation like with most things in life. For instance, if instead of the tube he was holding a penis in his hand... I would definitely give the picture a 10...