"I don't mean a mere orbital gun platform, Your Majesty. This is a machine of war such as the universe has never known. It's colossal, the size of a class-four moon. And it possesses firepower unequaled in the history of warfare."

The cake was adorable! I love quirky weddings.

If Colbert releases a twerking video, I swear it'd be like Christmas.

"Workday" ;)

Good thing he didn't play Grand Theft Auto.

I am surprised "mischievous" wasn't mentioned.

That is awesome, yet I'm not really sure why.

Destined to be a king, BUT will he be master of his own domain?

Sheridan Bucket

Any Keeping Up Appearances fans here, or is it just me?

Did Grumpy Cat learn to sky write?

This made me cry. I hope they get the monster(s) that did this.

So sad. He was lucky to have an owner who loved him so much.