That's quite a feat to begin with, but to do that at 64 is just incredible! Congrats to her! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
His cardiologist is out shopping for a new Bentley after seeing this. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"I don't mean a mere orbital gun platform, Your Majesty. This is a machine of war such as the universe has never known. It's colossal, the size of a class-four moon. And it possesses firepower unequaled in the history of warfare." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
The cheeseburger Cheetos weren't bad, but these I'll definitely pass on. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
If Colbert releases a twerking video, I swear it'd be like Christmas. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Go see a phrenologist. Not happy with the results? Bash yourself in the head repeatedly with a cast iron skillet. Voila! Instant change of fate. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) 1 reply
Or you can try it at someone else's house and say you still heeded the warning. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
*hides under desk*