Moral--NEVER think the science is settled.

Where's the actual receipt? Can't find it anywhere.

Not many horror stories are worse than this.

This is so true. It is especially true with a less than stellar internet connection.

Criminals--why we can't have nice things.

As I've read elsewhere--"The Japanese, nuked too much, or not enough?"

Not the sharpest staple in the box.

Waayyy back, when I began work, resumes were only a thing for really fancy jobs. You usually gave copies of your school transcripts and a brief work history with some numbers to call for reference on a form printed by the hiring entity. When these new questions about work philosophy etc, became the norm, I never could understand why this wasn't the correct answer. Basically, I will do the work for money. Why did that become the wrong thing?

I know just how she feels. My husband thinks the same. This is hilarious.

What the H@@l was that I just wasted time watching. Go study something useful.

I would never have voted FOR a Kanye post but for that Kardash chair! That's so great.

She's really well indoctrinated with the "it's somebody else's fault" idea.

"Man Says His 29 Miley Cyrus Tattoos Are Preventing Him from Getting a Girlfriend"--Well, DUH! He SHOULDN'T be allowed to reproduce if he is that stupid.