Also, the friends I had that slept outside still managed to not look half as stupid as this guy... guess it's the hair.

While I agree that he's useless (I had a number of friends do this in college... no one bothered writing articles about them 8 years ago).

But "Someone else pays for the facilities and their upkeep." Is a really poor argument. Yeah, someone is paying for it.... HE (or his parents) are paying for it. With his tuition.