The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping.

I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?

"What the hell is that anyway, "something like thirty-six?" Does that include me?"

"Um. Thirty-seven."

"I'm THIRTY SEVEN?"

Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Kalel?

Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.

@Morgan: That was my first thought exactly.

My second thought; I wouldn't want to be anywhere near it if it catches fire.

@jill: you're wrong.

The second half of the song is the same as the first half with the scale inverted- the high notes become the low notes and vice versa.

The real art here is making both halves sound good.

While language does morph over time- (when was the last time you wrote 'shoppe'?) I agree on some of his points when it comes word use; 'Until stocks last' doesn't even make any sense.

Just one question; if no one has ever calculated it that that far before, how do we know that its right?

Several spring to mind:
Snakes on a Plane
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
Evil Clowns from Outer Space
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Then there was this game:
Attack of the Mutant Zombie Flesh Eating Chickens From Mars!

Yet another upper-middle-class whacko with a holier than thou attitude.

Everything he mooches, his jeans, his water bottle, his electricity, the internet he communicates with, all has been created by people who work and co-ordinate their efforts through the exchange of money.

He should move to Somalia and try to be a vagabond there. They'd beat him to death and take his stuff.

@sukai: Mythbusters have the answer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCPIchZDSr4

Very nicely done, but he should have built a Viper.

There's an explanation over at /. ( http://it.slashdot.org/story/09/07/15/2050215/Software-Glitch-Leads-To-23148855308184500-Visa-Charges ). Apparently, space characters ' ' were used to align a value, and the computer read them as a number.

If that's a photoshop job, they've done their homework. That would be more impressive than the building actually collapsing.

I'm guessing the ground subsided, it look very soft there.

White people are crazy!