I think it overdosed on "Home Improvement" reruns.

I bet it's still cheaper than a canal-side apartment in the "real" Amsterdam ;)

It's green and if you get it in your eye you'll die..........a tank! *badum-tshhhh*

-Note- Fact 1 says "Price" where it should be "Prince" instead.

Finally it's "open to submissions"! I've been keeping a bookmark of the item I so desire.
Could I please have a Luke Skywalker (X-Wing Pilot) - Star Wars POP! Bobblehead?

I'll be awesome driving backwards all the time and shouting: "Oh, Luke we have a malfunction in fire control... I'll have to cut in the auxillary." xD

"The son becomes the father and the father becomes the son"?

Congratulations to all! :D

Oh c'mon! Live the dream! ;)

I think the track goes in a spiral/loop under the table when inside the tunnel.

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Reminded me more of bulgy Bowie...

Looks like the invisible man getting out of the pool! xD

Jugdead! Awesome. (And to people who are sick 'n tired of the whole "zombie resurgence": Neener-neener-neener ;))

Darn, I guess people should only contend for "Funniest Answer" SPOILER

(not kidding) It actually looks like an old boot scraper. When people road horses in town, the roads would be full of droppings. Consequently, boot scrapers were placed at the front door, next to the mat. This way you wouldn't stomp the droppings into the mat when wiping your feet on it.

Run Dack, Run!
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