What does it taste like?
Despair.
Is it possible it just needs salt?

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The rest of the Jack and Jill rhyme makes it seem like it's Jill's fault that Jack fell down and broke his crown. She did come tumbling after, after all. For all we know Jack may have been acting a fool and broke his own crown. What we have here is a lack of evidence and mother jumping to the wrong conclusions.