It's a squirqulometer, a device for making squares into circles. By placing one of the corners of the square into the right angle of the device, then gee'ing and haw'ing the device to and fro the corner is hewn away and made circular. The roundness can be checked with the opposing side which can also be used to further refine the circle.

Delicious, Unprocessed, Soylent Green XL

It's a bidirectional flamethrower. Unfortunately the first tester was also the last tester.

Schrodinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive - Black - XL

Global thermonuclear war targeting device circa 1966. Would you care to play a game Mr. Bond?

Schrödinger's Cat Wanted Dead Or Alive - XL

Copper jacketed bullet blanks in the second step of manufacturing.

Schrodinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive, Men's XL, Black

The real truth here is that she lacked connections. Networking is what makes America go around these days. Connections are what lands you a $150k a year job. Hard work rarely does it anymore.

Call me jaded, but I can just about guarantee that if I were to apply to my company today that I would not be hired with the experience that I started with when I was hired many years ago. It's a sad state of affairs, but dad knowing Fred who plays poker with Joe on Thursday is what gets little Johnny his nice cushy job, not little Johnny having any sort of real experience or usefulness.

Wolverine claws

Bummer. It is now set to Private. :(

At least you didn't link "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins."