Maybe the experts at Harvard should consult with the current manufacturer of Twinkies. They do last forever and appear to have the right shape.

I also remember this from grade school back in the 60's... and it was only girls that played. Sounded very similar to the opening bit from the song, "We Will Rock You" by Queen. Much slower than what's in this video.

Shouldn't this be called push-of-war?

So that carbonic acid nasal burp-burn might be accompanied by a few nostril noodles? Make it alcoholic and I see a future where the bartender not only pours your drink, he/she wipes your nose.

Set in stone takes on a new meaning, for these will go the way of the mandala. Bravo.

Just finished watching "10 Years with Hayao Miyazaki", a four part mini-series. You can watch it here free of charge. https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/ondemand/program/video/10yearshayaomiyazaki/?type=tvEpisode&

Well, when you run out of TP, you gotta use something. Good thing that the French bake a lot of bread and here in America, we grow a lot of corn.

Looks to me like it's a statue of some naked heavy-set guy.

Similarly, the Senate and House of Representatives are made up of roughly 25% female and 75% fossils.

The mural is painted on the side of a bar, yet the parking lot seems to be under control of the funeral home across the street. I wonder who commissioned the mural?

Hardware stores have a nut and bolt gauge to identify your sample. Why can't Walmart have a bung and cork gauge to solve a similar problem?

You won't want to miss the king-crab-leg episode.

Earth flag looks like a menorah. I guess that's okay because Earth is the only planet in the solar system that has them. Uranus looks like a buttocks. Can't think of a link there.