Also, this would require the creation of a separate English internet.

Sonic hedgehog is a cool name for a protein, but Lunatic fringe is even cooler. I wouldn't want it inked on my body, though.

Vonskippy, jumping and gliding are the main parts of the sport (plus landing, of course). Not only does a sack of potatoes lack all the aerodynamic properties of a horizontal human body with spread skis, but also the significant boost for it's trajectory a jump at the edge gives. It's all a question of vectors and forces and muscle and skill.

c0ldfish, the distance between Earth and the Moon far exceeds the radius of Jupiter. So even if you placed Jupiter on the exact same orbit the Moon travels, there'd be lots of space between the two planets.

Vonskippy, actually meeting the letter of the religious law is all that is required. I mean, if the creator of the said religious law is all-knowing and all-powerful, he wouldn't make unintentional loopholes. That means every loophole there is is quite intentional and god can't have a problem with those who use them.

@Manticore Does every picture of little girls make you think of pedophiles, or was there something special in this one?

Elton - the other team didn't lose the game on purpose. They just let the boy who had lost his mother join the game without a penalty. I think it is a textbook example of sportmanship.