'70s childhood? You mean 50s? 60s?

Looks to me like if you had more than five customers an hour you'd never get them served. That thing seems slower than all get out

Speaking of grotesquely oversimplified maps. The one in your article is grotesquely unreal. For instance the northern border of the United States (in the West) and the southern border of Canada (again in the West) lie along the 49th parallel the lines that are shown in your map we're drawn with a ruler and do not in any way reflect what they claim to reflect. To more accurately reflect reality they ought to be curved as is the border.I'll also add that even at this scale the state of Michigan ought shown.

Nice.
Mention famous Female scientists - and misspell their names.
Lise Meitner

Wisconsin - route depicted on map UTTERLY wrong - wrong end of state

This is yet another Unresearched clickbait website. Constructed by one guy who faked his way through it.
Nebraska - 71 is on the opposite side of the state from where shown on the map
North Dakota - Ft. Yates to Solen listed as 211 miles actual 34

Try checking the clickbait before wasting our time

Why is neatorama spreading this trash?
Non-funny
Non-article
by non-entities

Should I be worried that autocomplete poops out about halfway through my last name?

I would SO get one of these (I don't have any at present) It would be USEFUL!
I can't wait to say "excuse me , my butt is tingling, I have to take this"

A friend of mine used to travel with a stencil and a spray can. Whenever the urge would strike he would label a manhole or storm drain "C.H.U.D. Access"

Ya' had to be there ta get it.

Possibly the worst page design since 1997!

But the vans Do give the shivers.

There's a/n who knows stuff.

Oh and a quote from Mark Twain
"figures never lie but liars sure can figure"

The basic math in this article is ENTIRELY wrong.

If a Barrel of oil costs $74 (approximate current price)
and you only get .5 gallons of gasoline (119047 barrels = 57,000 gallons of gasoline) from a barrel how much does gasoline cost?

I don't know the truth but I can sure spot an UNTRUTH

The Western bias helped me as well (except I had to pay to go there).
And it also makes me pretty sure the photo for Capitol Reef is really from Arches.
I have a (several) photo(s) of that exact location because it impressed me so much.