my brothers were really young, around 5 and 6 and they used to follow me around. One day I was visiting a neighbor and they were on the porch waiting for me. My friend's cat just gave birth. I heard them say: "Look, kattens!" the younger one said, the older one said, "that's not kattens, that's kittens, kattens is when they get big!
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