Needs more cheese.

They used to put both traveler and luggage up on a scale. You get a certain amount of weight to use as you see fit. Above that, charge 'em!

That, and he wasn't very good at the writing part.

True story.

Rats are good people.

An embosser from the days before permanent ink, so signatures, etc., could not be changed.

I live on Kauai, and we have those all over the Pacific islands. The story is that during WWII, the military put them on many, many islands thinking that when the US Armed Forces advanced through the Pacific theater of operations the snails would be a ready food source. Even the Marines refused that offer, said pass the Spam, and we're stuck with Snailzilla.

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