Can we stop with the sensationalist titles? A dead snake did not bite a man, the man injured himself with a dead snake.

Obviously, it's the local kid's harpoon at the playground!

Biologists Evolved To Do It Better, Medium

I hate that stempunk has now become, "ATTACH BRASS TUBES, AND THEN PUT SOME RANDOM GEARS AND CRANKS ON IT!"

I meant to clarify, to add the dice to my beginners set, which I've lost all the dice for. (And no one can touch my granite dice, NO ONE.)

I need this because I've been trying to get my girlfriend into D&D forever, and nothing will take. So a beginners set sounds great for a... beginner.

The school's plan to lobotomize the class to stop them from cheating failed miserably, so the folders had a dual purpose of holding the brains in and preventing them from cheating.

I doubt it's funny enough to win, but: http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Save-The-Earth-Its-The-Only-One-with-Chocolate

Medium, female.

This is 'merica. Ain't no french-land.

Those are Clone Troopers.

Well, I don't see any "Douchebaggery" here. This isn't like other modern art that ANYONE can do. Normally I hate modern art, for that reason, because I could do it if I wanted to. But, I couldn't draw my blood over months, and I couldn't make a cast of my own head. I don't have the time, or money, and I certainly don't want my blood drawn more than I have to.

I do like the color of blood, being a nice dark red and all, and it's nice. Nobody's trying to push some deep meaning.

I haven't clicked any links, it's the posts themselves. I've been with the website since it started, and I loved it, until it got caught up in all the memes.

But thanks for the sage advice, mom.

I really hate this. It looks like you're doing this for the sake of being funny. But as a person who has used the internet since I was 6, I AM TIRED OF FRICKIN' CATS. I really don't want to see any more cats than I have to, the ones I stumble upon. And I would like to ask why? What is your reason for doing this? Do you really have a big affinity for cats that you must use sore humour to convey it?

I m begging to stop the cat posts, please. Cats are annoying, they shed, they're lazy, at least dogs do something. I m partial to no pet, but I can tell you that an over-abundance of any animal, makes me annoyed.

In conclusion, cats are a tired, old, ridiculous joke. Please stop.

I don't suppose anyone knows what the song being played is? I really enjoyed it.

Honestly, that was not worth posting. Not that unique, or entertaining to watch. My mother and sister do that.

Am I the only one who found this just plain annoying?

Hello! I would like the Shinshoku Watch with "Black+Multi" if I win. Thanks!