I am so clumsy, I ran into the door... twice...

To Be Or Not To Be - Misquote - Medium (unisex) - Chocolate

They are hair curler rollers. To Be Or Not To Be - Misquote - Medium - Chocolate

Looks awesome! It's probably more healthy than the equivalent meal from KFC.

Tool for sewing perfect ruffles. To Be Or Not To Be - Misquote - Medium - Chocolate

Facebook really will begin charging fees for their service unless you copy and post a special message on to your profile which will make your icon turn blue. For the first time ever, everyone including aunt Martha believes that this is a hoax, so no one posts the message. Subsequently everyone's account is deleted for nonpayment and Facebook goes bankrupt six months later.

Halo Teabagging T-Shirt - Medium - Military Green

Receipt roller - Halo Teabagging - Medium - Military Green

Casing for a deep sea probe.

Halo Teabagging Medium Military Green

1. Maru Sienna
2. Clown Tardis Medium Navy
3. Zombie Mood Chart T-Shirt Medium Ash Grey

Part of a speargun. Mr. Cthulu - Medium - Navy

Though I think someone else beat me to it, rope making/braiding device.

Clown Tardis - Medium - Navy

This is somehow better than the sum of its parts.

Beon, no matter where you go, there you are (sleeping).

I Want To Believe, the Alien Version - Navy - Medium

When I tried to say hello she started screaming and ran away.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Mr. Cthulu Navy - Medium