I would not be able bring myself to eat that beautiful cake.

Cupcakes? Maybe.

Gashunk!

I thought the Selier family had been discredited from the AKC as bulldog breeders due to all the medical issues the UGA bloodline has.

You have litters where the dogs are blind and deaf, but then again, Georgia fans still buy them because of them being a UGA descendant.

I'd pay him the 25 billion dollars if he allows me to break each and every single bone of his body, with a sledgehammer, several times over.

I think Betty White is already a character in the series.

Same happened to me actually, 'cept I spent the money going on a trip to Cancun.

This was several years back, of course.

I don't recall Summer being female. They must have confused Summer with Nymeria and Lady.

*dork*

Wasn't this the plot for Necessary Roughness?

I agree with joes, it's not cosplayers, but furries.

So, Matter-Eater Lad is real?

I'm sure Data is fascinated by this.

And another story:
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aLYZhnfoXOSk&pos=5

FTA: “This isn’t a default or foreclosure situation,” Barnes said. “We are going to give them the properties to get out of the loan obligation.”

Ok, can I use the same excuse if I want to get rid of my mortgage? My bank would say no.

Well, when the own Mortage Bankers Association default as a strategic business move, and just walk away from a loan...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-october-7-2010/foreclosure-crisis

Smart enough to wait for traffic.. dude, it's the man waiting for a break in traffic and not pulling on the chain. The monkey is simply watching the cars go by.