It called me a stripper.

Sounds like something he was going to eventually have to do anyway. Why not make a deal and get something totally sweet out of it?

"Chemical analysis of the flipflops would put an end to ALL speculation (but why let facts stand in the way of a good FUD story)."

I'm guessing that's not the easiest, or cheapest, thing to do.

This isn't exactly horrible.
As soon as the squirrel notices it's flying, it starts spinning its tail, which helps it balance. It will be sore when it lands, but it will be fine.

I want it.

Wow, that made me cry.
What a great way to start off the morning! :)

A horse eating meat?

The High School in American History X was called Venice Beach High (or at least, it better have been, as that was the name of the town).
But close enough.

I read another article about this- don't think I saw it here- that said her family believed she'd been killed by a train, or something. I assume that's why they didn't try to look for her.

This has always made me cry for some reason.

It was caught by a fisherman?

Dune is an amazing book.

Haha. That picture was in my history textbook last year.

I was actually wondering the same thing.

Congrats!

I will give you the advice that some First Lady or another (Or was it a President's mother...? I don't remember.) gave to my mother when she was pregnant with me:

Never let her wear pants. If you do, she'll never wear skirts again!

I'm glad my mother didn't listen.