Another reason to never leave my home.

This reminds me of a terrifying kids' story I read years ago titled "Elmer the Worm"- no kidding. This boy finds a super intelligent worm in his bait box fishing one day. It spelled out "Hi" on the top of the soil and caught his eye. It went creepier from there. Trust me- it still is freaky to me.

We know this: Bullets don't affect it- and it lives only to hate.

Are those rail guns on the side? I think so.

I don't know what it is. Send it to me and I'll have Dr. Foot take a look at it for you.

Good eye. I thought this was fake until now. It looks too subtle now to be fake.

For a hundred bucks it better come with a reacharound platter.

I don't know. It looks like the bench is already catching some 'Z's. ;-)

I must say I am geeking out just looking at that picture. It's like nerd porn.

Worm porn! How about marking this NSFW for your worm readers?

Dodgy indeed. I'd get that check if I were you. The first symptom of being a brain failure patient is the inability to tell the difference between something sad and something funny. The second symptom is the inability to spell the word 'commercial'.

"You Americans! Ha!"

She so crazy!

I'd be interested in cordless handleless wireless jump ropes that work while you sleep. Got any of those, Adam?

If I were to meet this man, the first thing I would ask him is, "Are you God?"

I am struck mute in amazement at his ingenuity and talent. He ought to be in pictures, really.

Thanks for that swell link.

Kill them. Shoot them all.