how the heck do they type on a keyboard if each one controls a hand?

what happens, from a legal perspective, if one of them is asleep and the other one commits a crime?

what if they hate each other?
have they ever been in a physical fight with each other?

what if they like two different guys, can they get married to both or would that be polygamy?
or, if they married a single husband, would that be polygamy?

most importantly, which one gives better head?

whoa, that must have taken like 12 whole seconds to photoshop.