It's a puzzle box that calls forth Cenobites.

Battle Damage, men's large.

I assume the red meat was not grass fed? Saying "all red meat" when they did not, in fact, test "all red meat" is irresponsible. We've known for years that there is a major difference between the quality of meat found in feedlot cattle and those found in local, grass fed animals. Avoid the former at all costs. And eat the later to your heart's content.

Actually the obesity academic didn't kick off until "healthier" fat alternatives became the staple of the US diet. When people got their fat from butter and lard, obesity was rare. Want to tax unhealthy foods? Tax the foods that are pre-packaged and leave fats alone.

Not the first QR code tattoo. Clever that it links to an animation involving that tattoo. I just hope that the QR code isn't linked directly to YouTube since you never know if and when they are going to change their URLs.

Victorian-Era Penis Lengthener.

I <3 8 Bit Video Games, Large.

Oops. I forgot my t-shirt selection. Do over!

It's a truth window in a hay bale house, used to prove you actually made your walls out of hay.

That Schrodinger's cat shirt is cool. Especially a large one.

It's a hay bale truth window. These are used to prove to people that you actually constructed your house from hay bales.