I also hope they're not thinking of blowing them up manually. I wouldn't put my lips on anything sent by strangers through the mail. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I can still remember getting my Commodore 64 on Christmas morning. It was a big improvement over my Timex Sinclair 1000 with 2K of RAM! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
BTW, I can't explain the Daily Kos reference, and won't try. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Someone misread a Wikipedia article. Lewis Carroll's father married his first cousin, which makes Carroll both a genius and the offspring of cousin love. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
US Postal employees are prohibited by law from accepting cash tips. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)