@ Xinavera:

Aren't Ohms used to measure resistance?

But alcohol is a preservative, isn't it? (LOL... I'm just kidding. Happy birthday to Mr. Tanabe!)

Global warming isn't real. Therefore, I can continue doing what I've always done, consoled by the fact that I'm right and everybody else is wrong.

Screw polar bears. They'd eat us if they could. Kangaroos? There's too many of them already. And chimpanzees just freak me out. They're too much like us (only they're dumb, so therefore expendable).

[Yes, I'm being sarcastic. It's sad when you actually have to say so, though.]

Don't most websites want people to link to them so they get more traffic? I don't get this.

I could survive for 60 seconds. Somehow, I think that's overestimating it a little.

Great idea... I think.

But how do you tell if your sandwich really has been in the fridge too long?

Wouldn't a place called "Murder Burger" welcome an employee who might "one day flip, grab a knife and become Mr. Stabby"?

I'm not sure if I'd want to eat at a place called "Murder Burger" anyway...

It has so many irregularities because it's a mish-mash of a whole bunch of languages. Our language's etymology is a nightmare.

So, basically, he wants a "kept woman". There are plenty of girls with low self-esteem who would jump at a chance like this.

I bet his mummy did everything for him until he was 25. Including wipe his bum.

He's obsessed with poop. So what? Five-year-old boys are obsessed with poop. That doesn't make them "artists".

And I question why he would call himself a vegetarian and then cause suffering to pigs by tattooing them. Ouch.

The Gothic laser-cut heavy machinery sculptures are about the only thing that's neat here. The rest of it I could do myself... if I was obsessed with crap and had questionable morals and a huge ego.

Talk about not being able to separate fantasy from reality.

Unless what they're really upset about is the incredible power that the Disney corporation wields. But I think that sort of reasoning might be a little beyond them.

Mouse! Bad! Kill it!

I think it's kind of insulting that these games aren't televised. Why wouldn't there be as many thrills and excitement as in the "regular" Olympics? Personally, I think it would be more amazing to see a handicapped swimmer win a gold medal than some pumped-up "normal" android (or whatever the hell Phelps is). Oh, well.

Police can do the same thing today with paint chips and vehicle registrations. Unfortunately, even this 1930s technology would have the same main drawback: the inability to prove who was driving the car at the time of the accident.

We need to get rid of the term "global warming". It confuses dumb people. Why don't more people use "climate change"? It makes more sense, anyway.

We've never killed a planet before, so how do we even know how "global warming" should happen? We don't know if there are years in the beginning that are colder, or if it's a steady progression towards more heat, or whether all parts of the planet even get hotter in the first few years.

Awww...