Zoo fail.

Do they need some basic sex education so they can tell their bears apart?

It must have been a pretty nasty situation, if they had to resort to this.

Unfortunately, they're now going to die out. You'd think it would be better to just teach the boys not to fight. But women haven't managed to stop men from wanting to kill each other yet...

Goodness... how did we ever survive as a species without baby formula?

If formula is required, it should be a given that it is safe. I find it disturbing that these findings were covered up. Someone obviously cares more about PR than the health of babies.

I must insist. It's a gun.

78.79%. Not bad for a Canadian who's been out of school for more than a decade.

Huh... So when we were using E=mc2 in physics class to calculate stuff, nobody even knew if it was right?

I get tons of crap from that website... and I've never even signed up for it or clicked on one of their banner ads! Either someone's using my e-mail address on the site or they're spamming... but it's not fun to have to clean so much crap out of the inbox, in any case.

How did they fight off crocs before they had guns? They obviously managed to survive and not die out... so what important survival skill have they forgotten?

Palin's feet are bigger than the guys'?

It's based on her eye movements. If it was just random, she could have answered her mother with something like "bagel"... not "yes".

I went to school with a girl who had to use eye movements to communicate. It is possible.

Not for use in the summer (unless you want barbecued baby).

Some sort of predator? A few years back, I remember some folks found a coyote den around here... filled with pet collars.

This stuff never had any castor oil in it. I don't know why they called it Castoria. The original formula (according to Wikipedia) was: senna, sodium bicarbonate, essence of wintergreen, taraxicum, sugar, and water. The current formula is: senna, citric acid, flavor, glycerin, methylparaben, propylparaben, purified water, sodium benzoate, and sucrose.

Personally, I'd rather take the original. It has less crap in it (and probably makes you crap more!). :)

What is an Uzi for, if not for killing other human beings? Why would anyone let a child handle one?

*gasp* They might have to live like... the rest of us!

O noez.