These are all awesome! I love the baby giraffe one...

The quotation marks do a great job of highlighting the hysteria of the past day.

I know I laughed.

I have to agree with violet and Phos....

I'm not sure that I would call this "sexy." Unless, I guess, the idea is that the wearer is wearing the hat exclusively? Even still, it's mighty distracting.

Okay I didn't know you could find line drawings... and I usually know all of these things!

Thanks for the tip.

@mds Don't forget the Bull Moose Party.

I would have loved to see one that said "We can't stop here... this is bat country!"

"When they're down," not "when their down."

Unless I'm referring to "when their down pillows burst."

It's also uncouth to kick a party when their down pillows burst.

Everyone as of yet makes a good point.

The phrase "... not political ..." usually means the same as "no offense."

Obviously, the easiest, high-ground thing to do is to say "none taken," but it seems like a rather cheap shot today (after an Obama victory, etc etc) to continue to kick the loser while he's down.

We have 4/8 years to make fun of liberals now. There's been quite a few of making fun of conservatives.

It's simply uncouth to kick a party when their down.

These Bento boxes always interest me. If I had patience, I might try to make some myself.

The other day, I stumbled upon a great collection: http://www.baekdal.com/design/art/dont-play-with-food/

I'm not sure if this is liberal or conservative:

Real conservatives don't use fire starters. Just the bill of rights.

Real liberals don't use fire starters. Just an American flag.

This reminds me of Seinfeld's take on the seedless watermelon. "Sure millions of people are dying needlessly, but this? This has to stop."

Simply put: to slack off less.

I'm hoping it's some form of 1900s-patented orange peeler that never took off.

Oh how I wish we had a mechanical orange peeler of some form.

What bothers me is not the rule that excessive celebration is unsportsmanlike, but that there's no room for creativity. If there were, then Wes Welker would have still gotten 15 yards, (and likely 5-15 thousand dollars fines) but it would have encouraged him to be more original.

Lonie Paxton's snow angels were trademark, but they are also well-known.

T.O.'s popcorn-in-the-face or Maurice Jones-Drew's ATM withdrawal - these are funny. These, the NFL should let slide... once.

But all in all, it proves that the NFL really is the No Fun League.

I'm disappointed to say the least. I figured this would be like the Woot! Bag of Crap. One awesome item and two crapolas.

Instead, I got three crapolas for 34.80.

I think the topper was the giant universal remote. What a worthless item.

Thank you for ripping me off. I think I'll stick with Woot and leave the Neatorama store alone.