Enough with the bacon already.

I'm getting sick of it.

I love the idea that someone has wasted 26 years trying to accomplish something that so many others have accomplished more efficiently or at least faster, in the process missing "major life events," and this is considered "neat."

Is there an article soon planned for a man who spent 55 years buying 90 lottery tickets a week, just to never win?

Doesn't anyone else think that this mania over carbon footprints has now gone too far?

Way too far?

I'm going to have hours of fun playing with this...

The pieces about John Gotti and the Spinal Tap hat cracked me up.

I had to bust out my dvd to check the hat. It's there alright.

Have to agree with JManna about the perception of the sexes, but in the other direction - I refuse to believe that there is such a large group of men who actually would think that a vacuum cleaner would be a good anniversary gift.

But funny nonetheless.

So you mean TSA security is child's play?

Either way, T. Boone Pickens is gonna be pissed.

Ridiculous. He's an 8th grader.

This is great!

Assuming of course that curriculum will remain the same length, teachers will have to control classes, if only slightly more, and children will have to learn at a rate that could be perceived closer to 'normal.'

If it works, Arnold can add another victory to his list.

This is absolutely hilarious.

I love the final tagline for the first Chinese one...

I like it.

I've always loved our state motto, but to see "Friendship" written so quaintly, leaving masses of land above and below almost brings a tear to my eye.

God Bless Texas.

@Easy & Dave - Yeah! Me too. When it said "interesting results," I thought: "Well, surely it won't explode, because that doesn't make sense... oh god I hope it explodes!"

I liked the keyboard and spine-saver best.

Actually the spine-saver seems really useful! I might make one for myself...