What a bozo! NOT funny!

P.s. That wasn't a misspelling.

While I wasn't a big fan of Disco (Long Live Rock-N-Roll!) I did enjoy going to the clubs and dancing. I was 19, in tremendous shape and picked up the moves quickly. This helped me meat lots of ladies. What a time it was!

It is a four speed ball hair trimmer - trim, fast cut, close shave and rip'em out by the roots

Seeing as how the blind are pretty good with their ears they are not likely to need this item.

I have found that I feel better when I get a few salads each week. I also try to eat some good fish too, just don't get your fish at a 'fast food' place where they deep fry it in grease.

Build a snowcave in the middle of the snow pile and have hot sex with your with wife in the cave.

I use one on my Penguin's beak so that he can read while waddling around. Only a little twiddling and it fits him perfectly.

What if I don't want to cRaption the photo?

My first reaction is "Oh my god!". I don't understand why someone would get a face tattoo much less a tattoo of glasses.

The last apartment that I rented I had 3 neighbors with really nice sound systems. I never saw the sound systems but I sure heard them a lot!

I do hope she never tries this with me! She may not realize that some people have unapparent back and/or neck injuries. I would try to avoid her 'leap' so as to avoid injury to my already fragile back. But if that were not possible I may have to resort to more drastic measures. If her leap was quite sudden it could be construed as an attack, causing the victim to react defensively.

You live in the part of the midwest that I LOVE!!! I used to live in La Crosse and loved the area. Might you know of any AS400/Iseries computer system operator positions in your area?

Sincerely,

Gruntie

Can we compare this map with a map of the Vikings expeditions?

The world has lost a strong mind. May he rest in peace.