Unfortunately I'm afraid that Anita has given more thought to the plot than anyone involved in this project.
Personally, I think he's gonna surprise us all and do hard core porn. Let's just say I've just heard rumors that he has another massive head as yet unscene.

I normally love daddy long-legs but when they get together like this it does creep me out. Makes me think they are planning something sinister.

Victor Hugo sat around nude all day and the ONLY thing he could find to do was write?