Dallas_gal, why the drama? Unless you were there you couldn't possibly know if someone else in their party made a call, of if the sweet woman did after after turning off the camera. Or, for that matter, if a park ranger was standing right there watching.

They forgot one: "a stick up your butt." As in, "Those Brits sure have...."

His dignity.

Since the ad is on the Church of the Subgenius site, I'd guess that it's a joke.

Yes, it is just Neatorama living under a rock. :-) There was a zombie walk in Memphis, TN a few weeks ago.