Her last name isn't Burr, she's just riffing on Aaron Burr. It's not Scafe either, though she's often referred to as Scafe. Nor does she own a restaurant called Erin's Café, though many people assume so. All of her stories are ridiculous and epic and she is totally worth a follow on Twitter.

Kids? Most of them look to be adults.

As there is some evidence that WalMart intentionally engineers mob-like hysteria on Black Friday for the profits they will rake in, without taking precautionary crown-control measures, they perhaps have earned some hatin'

For some details/research:
http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/011912.html#011912