Wow, as I read this I kept thinking: Helicopter parents? what are helicopter parents? then it hit me, I'm glad she got the restraining order, if she was 16 then it would be different... but for a while I thought this was on par with the lady who married a dolphin, you know like literal "helicopter" parents

but, but, fish sticks and custard tastes good!

I kinda want to make a windy guy costume, that was the best one