Just published something along those lines a couple of weeks ago- a mascot for a steakhouse chain in the 70s that was a suicidal slab of steak:http://thecitydesk.net/2007/04/04/what-a-character-monsieur-lesteak/ Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
http://thecitydesk.net/2007/04/04/what-a-character-monsieur-lesteak/