Signature hulk purple cutoff shorts.

Squid head massager

Samuel L. Jackson's used eyepatch.

Hulk night light

It's a glass seal. The instructions are right there on the box of what to do with it.

Hippo potty mouth, L, black

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WhiteBite!

I've been a fan of this blog for a long time. An artist once did an series of prints based on certain awesome things that was also great.

I would love a "This is what a great dad looks like" t-shirt in time for Father's Day. I would feel like Danny Tanner in that thing.

It's a pocket gator. You put them in your pockets to prevent people from reaching in and stealing your things. Someone tries to steal your wallet and, presto! you now have a wallet and some fingers in your pocket.

What happened to you last night? You look fried.