Ouch, man. Ouch.

(35, underemployed, beer gut)

Loved it. Love the stupidity, love the slow-mo, even loved the music. We did that to a melon once. Didn't have the slow-mo camera though.

Natalia, octopus can be pluralised as: octopuses, octopi or even octopodes. Arguably, the latter is correct as octopus is a greek word and adding the latin -i seems incongruous.

Sandi, your comment is hilarious. I'm not going to list the myriad ways in which US food sucks (except for these two: cheese and bread, that is all) but the fact that this is the only disgusting combination of two fast foods that has been available here first should be evidence enough.

That being said, I'm going to get one of these. It looks interesting and it's nice to be ahead of the curve for once.

No juxtaposition here. Evil Empire.

Sometimes I feel like the world has been taken over by zombies.

Great. Lead in the water table.

The unbelievable part of this is that anyone would volutarily spend time with William from the BEP.

Whoah whoah, rewind a sec. Somebody who has access to the internet was still watching 2 1/2 men by the time Charlie Sheen left? What the hell is wrong with you?

I find that the cure to any ear worm is the Duck song. You're welcome.

I agree that he needs to be corrected but that's a pretty harsh way of going about it. He's being made to stand out there for hours on end. A couple of hours plus a stern lecture on how what he did was wrong should be enough. It's also a complete waste of time. Why not make him help out in the store or something? If that kid doesn't grow up hating his father it will be a miracle.

I think it must be a swipe at all the stupid "minimalist" movie posters which have been so de rigueur recently.

Thank you Yellow pages for all the free kindling you have provided me over the years.

Well, I'm glad to know they're spending all the money they've saved on cutting my pay wisely. At least I have the insultingly patronising and expensive spectacle of the jubilee to look forward to.

Enough with the zombies already!