My brother in law thought that his dog's droppings always disintegrated within a week or two. Didn't realize that his father went out to collect and dispose of them.
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned using a fruit and vegetable wash. This is specially designed to wash fruit and vegetables to remove pesticides, dirt, and chemicals. Easy, quick, and a lot better than eating bugs.
I grew up in Newport, Rhode Island and in elementary school we were able to select what kind of milk we wanted from the lunchroom. The choices? Whole milk (red carton), skim milk (green carton), chocolate milk (brown carton), and coffee milk (light brown carton). Fortunately for the teachers, there was no caffeine in the coffee milk - only the coffee flavor.
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