The Martians travel in single file (much as the sand people) to conceal their numbers. As an added measure, the last in the line is to wipe the prints clean, which, in this case, was Gorham.

He was, however, distracted by Mikaim, next to the last in line. He had been thinking about how to approach her for the longest time, and this was it.

In his distracted state, he neglected the added measure of security and it was caught on camera. A special security detail went out to correct the oversight.

As for Gorham and Mikaim, like all good love stories, it worked out. However, in the future, Gorham is not given the prestigious position of last in line. Instead, it goes to Mikaim.

"tenderize the meat in a pressure cooker for 40 minutes, season it with cilantro, garlic, salt, and chili sauce, and add it to tacos"

Well, yeah it's good that way. Even 3 day old road kill would taste good with all that prep. And don't forget the salsa. And chips.

“significantly reduced” ???? Just takes one!

It's really amazing. But it seems to me that Phil has way too much time on his hands.