A powered USB hub doesn't even have to be plugged to your machine - Unless the fridge has thermal feedback (Bing! Your coke's ready!), you don't bother. I have a hub just for localized light sources and chargers already - This'd be fun, too. And that way you can use it independently of your computer - say, on a bedside table? If you don't sleep with your computer. ;^)
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