Where can I get me some dictator vodka??

My father died in January and i can't bring myself to pick-up the urn yet (and i have a sick compulsion to shake it to see if it rattles), yeah, the teddy doesn't make it any better. Icky.

Sgt. Grumbles...What else floats? Wood? apples? VERY small rocks? No...A Duck! Right, so if she weights the same as a duck she's a witch! BURN HER! BURN HER!!!

The duck always floats thus lulling the other ducks into a false sence of security making it easier to shoot them! It is essence a real life duck decoy maker. :)

How is this ok anywhere??

I have two cats just like this one. When I took the female in to be spayed, the vet suggested removing the nails on the inner toes, because they could lead to problems later in life when the nail sheath came off there was the possibility of it lodging in her skin and not dropping off naturally...Anyhoo, TMI, I know.

:)

The biggest problem with big ole feet with too many toes? When they are we and the cats needs to climb on you. Very large wet prints!

After just reading the very first part of the ad and laughing myslef hysterical, I scroll down to the rest of it and it says "Lysol" I think unfortunate brand name coincidence...just in time to realize it's no coincidence and they want me to put LYSOL in my WHAT?? Eek, made my girly parts cringe. artschild I truly thank you for the public service announcement. It is needed. Leave the girly parts be, a daily shower should do the trick. :) Lysol, damn...

Eww, we have to see this, but they don't show the bush? Dear God what is this country going to do next?

I love Jello Instant Pudding, but now I have a buzzing in my head that is going "busy, busy, busy, busy, busy day..." Lord love a duck.

"God Damn it Leeroy"

LOL...

Ok, so to reasure the children I have always said "you can't fit down the drain hole" Now I can say, "But if your bad...." Hee,hee...

And I love the play-dough fun factory you to death comment...too vivid! :)

Tim Giachetti Says: "It’s grammas ***** storage box. Scarry thing is the ***** is made of wood too. (thank god the box is closed) sorta like grammas other box at her age."

Dude so not ok, I was in the middle of a drink and now the computer and the keyboard are sticky and covered in Mt. Dew...A waste of Mt. Dew!

Nearly died laughing. I am guessing it's a ***** storage box for a banana! A wooden banana...Grammy was a rebel!

*still laughing*

Perhaps a mail box?

I agree with the armpit burger statement. Also, I noticed that no one pushed the background, but they did gentally rub it...Humm, I would have pushed at it and picked at it, but that's just me ;)

I was going to jump in and talk about Mike Rowe and Dirty Jobs, but ya beat me too it.

Ah, the Manty Hose debate...I like it. I think that men should wear hose and bras and corsets! Yes, make them as uncomfortable as we can sometimes be.

I think that using them for skiing is a cop-out because there is some really nice silk longjohns that should do the trick.

But do what you will...you get naked in front of me prepare for laughing! ;) i expect it when I wear the granny panties!

LOL. I thought this video was awesome...I was deeply in love with Ralph Macchio. It hit at the exact right time in a young girl's life. I had the giant movie poster of Ralph in a purple and pink flannel plaid shirt. i kept waiting for him to show up with the tought in my brain..."That lead singer can't be him!!"

Dear God I am sad...