"I know this makes me sound racist, but I didn’t need to see a picture of the kid to know what nationality the parents were…"

I don't particularly find this comment to be racist. Being Black myself, I have personally known some Black folks who've really dogged their kids out by naming them strange, difficult to pronounce names. This one really takes the cake though (worst I've ever heard). Not leaving out other races, though, Blacks are not the only ones to come up with some really dumb names in the pursuit of "uniqueness". People should be more considerate of how their child will feel growing up with his/her name.