So in this scenario the user is supposed to be the Huntsman who liberates Little Red Riding Hood from inside the wolf - by splitting the creature open?

Real cute. Real "eco". Sure.

So with the lagtime between slaughter and reforestation, could this mean HE was responsible for the Little Ice Age of around 1400 AD?

If so, "glowing environmental report card" my freezin' ass!

I'm a graphic designer and am always having to do a find-replace on copy submitted to me to get that second space out from between sentences. But that takes, what, 10 seconds? So I'm not about to complain.

Year of the Rabbit IS Year of the Cat in Vietnam, I think...

The infamous "Mona Lisa smile" occurs in a lot of other da Vinci pieces, but you don't see tedious medical dissertations on, say, A Study For "Madonna With The Yarnwinder".

To be correctly analogous to ivory, shouldn't the work be made from teeth?

Shouldn't linguists be singing "We Are The Words"?

Forget ripping off Soundgarden -- there was something called "Space: 1939" in Omni Comix back in 1995 with this premise.

Is Battelle a subdivision of Wayne Industries?

I'm certain the one shown here is based on the Flying Down to Rio (in Five Days on via Pan American) poster by Paul George Lawler (would link if I could find a non-business site with the picture...)

A lot of old houses in a metropolis end up being divided into apartments long after the original tenant is gone. This looks pre-designed to end up as a shanty town!

Vonskippy, of course they're guessing, but generally base their guesses on analysis of rhyme pairs and plays on words. If a poet whose work demonstrates he doesn't habitually half-rhyme suddenly pairs 'sea' with 'play', they assume that they DID rhyme at the time. If that's so, when Falstaff says 'If reasons were as plentiful as blackberries' then 'reasons' must have been pronounced more like 'raisins' (or vice versa); the resulting pun reinforces the assumption.

Seeing No. 17 (Budweiser Chelada) on the linked list reminded me of my wedding reception...we provided a vast assortment of drinks and I included one can of Budweiser Chelada as the "secret drink" - whoever had the guts to choose it got a door prize.

Funnily enough I read this just after watching "America's Next Top Model"...it's the makeover episode, and a gap-toothed contestant was sent to the dentist to have the gap widened! The teeth on either side were ground down a fraction.

And if you want to redecorate and strip the wallpaper, will you need a hazmat team?