@CYBret

True, the money is a solid and not a liquid, BUT he's the only one who can swim in it because he has a lot of practice.

Gosh, people are generally unimaginative. What? So he's got big ears, that makes him Shrek? No. Now Maurice Tillet...HE looks like Shrek. In fact, I hear Shrek was based on him. http://is.gd/4ZHqp

Here's a photo from my 42nd Birthday:

Cake & Tattoo

http://is.gd/4EnAR

Yes, I too see the calendar the same way, though mine goes counter clockwise. January is up at the top and that's where the track does it's largest bend, and the months are colored like the seasons, though Jan/Feb are desolate brown.

I also shape my week the same way. Monday-Friday is an uphill counter clockwise walk, then I bend at the end of Friday and drop down vertical Saturday until late Sunday Afternoon when it starts to bend back to Monday.

I have Synaesthesia? Cool!

I had Music Synaesthesia once on July 17, 1989 while the Grateful Dead played "The Music Never Stopped" and I saw colors and shapes instead of music, but I was on acid at the time.

Several years ago, I was in the last car of Thunder Mountain Railroad in Disney World and the lap bar didn't latch. As we left the station were were yelling for the operator to stop the train but he wasn't looking. We grabbed each other and did our best to wedge ourselves around the bar and into the seat.

Luckily for us we didn't get thrown because the ride is mostly circular. But it scared the crap out of us.

Please redefine your definition of cute and ugly. Those things are awesomely adorable.

What they're going to draw it with a giant pencil? Reminds me more of Duck Amuck.

Anyway, why should we worry? Pistol Shrimp fire that kind of heat off all the time.

http://tinyurl.com/7a3xpj

Those disguises are very close, to fool a fish, but to me it appeared to be an octo version of Groucho Glasses.

Still though...octopi are awesome!

You are under obligation to listen to the Wigfield audio book, not read it. It's so much better to hear it because it's done in character.

Hitler's deployment of the deadly Donkey Bomb came too late to turn the tide of WWII. Unbeknownst to him, the donkeys really enjoyed their Nazi Powered Horsey Rides.

Damn you Ivy!

I guess I'm just too slowwwwww.

Human cock fighting spurs

Orrrrrrr! You can just have your wife knit a pie pillow complete with handles, so you can smack your friends in the face with it. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3194/2778571750_6e23cdac27.jpg

When I was a kid I had a vision of a Jetsons' like scenario where people ride a slidewalk into a plexiglass tube so they could fart, and their methane would be captured.

"Excuse me, I have to go to the Fartitorium."