i know how to remedy this problem: one world PLYMOUTHCOASTER. and also an ambitious plan to make plymouth rock larger than mount rushmore. all proceeds will go to a fund that will attempt to raise money for beads so that native americans can buy back america from amerrica. of course, the price of a seventeenth century bead is far different from a twentieth century bead.

PLYMOUTHCOASTER

hey, everybody, let's look at the weird thing from japan, look, isn't it weird? it's nothing like how we see things. this spam thing, it's just more evidence. look at the way they fail to use the english language in a manner that is unintentionally funny to us, oh wait, don't forget to completely divorce yourself of the notion that there is some cultural relevance we don't happen to see. how unintentionally funny this is! how strange! why people? if we treated everything in america with the same kind of lackidaisical silliness then how would our country function? hey everybody, look at the thing from japan! look at it!

i knew some one named paul potts, he made a couple million cambodians sing.

i was waiting for the punchline

american car companies are benefits clubs that also happen to make cars.

i wouldn't care if this piece of shit was made out of chiffon cake, i mean look at this americana monstrosity, what's decorating the other door? a bald eagle with a machine gun in its talons? or maybe a large mouth bass with fireworks shooting out of its ass.