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It's an "off switch" for glass harps.
Which is to say, you swing it like a switch, wildly, at the table full of glassware until sweet, sweet, blessed silence returns.
Don't make me send out the flying monkeys, medium, black.
Which is to say, you swing it like a switch, wildly, at the table full of glassware until sweet, sweet, blessed silence returns.
Don't make me send out the flying monkeys, medium, black.
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Water clock.
Mosaic Yin and Yang T-Shirt, Black, Medium
Mosaic Yin and Yang T-Shirt, Black, Medium
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After a horrible zipper accident Stan "Soprano Singer" Stevens spent 20 years and his family fortune designing and developing this tool to remove stray body parts from pant zippers.
Stevens patented the device, but allowed other companies to freely manufacture, distribute and sell them for the common good (i.e. pro boner).
Happy Face T-shirt, white, medium
Stevens patented the device, but allowed other companies to freely manufacture, distribute and sell them for the common good (i.e. pro boner).
Happy Face T-shirt, white, medium
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Nightstalkers.
Radioactive Pumpkin... Ladies XL.
Radioactive Pumpkin... Ladies XL.
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Caption contest entry: "GORE-ZILLA ANGRY!!!"
Coriolis induced flows are caused both by differences in densities AND temperature.
So less salty ocean water would still circulate as it currently does (just not as much) because it will always be hotter at the equator than at the polar caps.
Once any global cooling started, the re-freeze of the polar caps would re-salinate the water, and bring the level of flow back to "normal".
Coriolis induced flows are caused both by differences in densities AND temperature.
So less salty ocean water would still circulate as it currently does (just not as much) because it will always be hotter at the equator than at the polar caps.
Once any global cooling started, the re-freeze of the polar caps would re-salinate the water, and bring the level of flow back to "normal".
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This houses the main power coupling for the warp drive on a Federation, Constitution class starship.
(SPOILER ALERT!!) Spock took the top off this housing at the end of Wrath of Khan, saving the entire ship but killing himself by radiation exposure.
Heart Me Tender... Ladies XL... color: chocolate
(SPOILER ALERT!!) Spock took the top off this housing at the end of Wrath of Khan, saving the entire ship but killing himself by radiation exposure.
Heart Me Tender... Ladies XL... color: chocolate
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Its a ball washer for use on the golf course.
Be very careful when using it... I fell off one of these once and sprained my ankle.
Heart Me Tender... Ladies XL... color: sexual chocolate
Be very careful when using it... I fell off one of these once and sprained my ankle.
Heart Me Tender... Ladies XL... color: sexual chocolate
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New Starbucks extra-large travel mug.
In keeping with their seemingly meaningless faux-european sounding names for their sizes, this size is called "fastidio"... which means "annoyance" in Italian.
Heart Me Tender... Ladies XL... color: chocolate
In keeping with their seemingly meaningless faux-european sounding names for their sizes, this size is called "fastidio"... which means "annoyance" in Italian.
Heart Me Tender... Ladies XL... color: chocolate
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I dont mind a fake video, if its well done. This one: not so much.
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The people who guessed "stop light reflector" are almost right...
This is a hand-held visor that I use to keep from having to look directly at my wife when she gives me the "I'm going to kill you" stare.
I know its safe to look at her again when the reflections of the death-ray-lasers that shoot out of her eyes are no longer visible.
Oh no! It was rocket science. Ladies XL.
This is a hand-held visor that I use to keep from having to look directly at my wife when she gives me the "I'm going to kill you" stare.
I know its safe to look at her again when the reflections of the death-ray-lasers that shoot out of her eyes are no longer visible.
Oh no! It was rocket science. Ladies XL.
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Who needs a little bag of nuts? Just smile and you get a mouthful of bugs.
Oh no! It was rocket science. Ladies XL.
Oh no! It was rocket science. Ladies XL.
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What's a Jurassic Park without rides? Losing power was the best thing that could have happened to this place.
Mosaic Yin and Yang, Ladies XL
Mosaic Yin and Yang, Ladies XL
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They can have my bar-of-soap-crudely-carved-into-the-shape-of-a-Walther-PPK when they pry it from my cold, dead, slippery fingers.
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...but I'd happily throw Yo-Yo Ma under a bus for a free t-shirt.