The secret base is located in Southern Ca. Those who come out of it have fanned out to clog the freeways, and infiltrate neighborhoods disquised as gardeners, news paper tossers, and nannys.
They pretend not to understand english, and are slowly taking over with the help of quisling organizations.

Bet the crime rate was low.

Great idea! Maybe you should come up with plans to build one and put them on a dvd and sell them.