this one is named Sugar.

A ring that vibrates, on the end of your finger? can be used as a marital aid... (because you don't wake up your mate - get your mind out of the gutter)

He's the tallest man, she has four feet! (count 'em)

“Maple Leaf”

that is so awesome.

eHarmony should buy this up

In this post 9/11 world, this can get you thrown in jail.

$500 !?! I bet $50 that a fourth grade class could make a custom kitty wheelchair for under $100.

OMG! Thank you - this made my day. I have been losing interest in clay lately, this totally recharged me artisitically!

Great, now movies are ruined for me.

Better yet, watch the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfpuN2XQ4f4

Probably would be easier if you remembered the words to The Animaniacs song, sung to the tune of The Mexican Hat Dance:
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs.cmu.edu/user/clamen/misc/tv/Animaniacs/Nations.html
"YOU-nited States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru..."

That's two demerits! If you get ten, then you get detention.

"Help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory! Lucky Numbers 3 20 87 4 2 7"

Wow, this thread is so "Teh Internet" - loaded with blowhards who haven't bothered to do any research. Try this story:
http://www.newshounds.us/2007/02/28/keith_olbermann_kos_fraudulent_accusations_about_al_gores_electricity_usage.php

With video. Keith Olbermann lays down the smack.

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I'm thinking it's a plantain.