@eMMyoRWeLL- That depends, are you walking on the street or the sidewalk? If youre on the street then it's your bad.

About the story, Im shocked, he looks like such a nice man.

I just don't get it? This looks so uncomfortable. Forget about the obvious safety hazard, I just dont know why you would want to ride around like that. Even the much shorter versions look silly to me.

Trunkenstien

Bug or Feature. (S)

The Bootylifter.

Bug or Feature. (S)

It's all in the hairstyle.

Didn't know Justin Bieber had a cooking show.

You missed a bunch of letters there.

I especially like the sloppy carpet squares that slide out of the way.

That putter is Uuuuugggggly.
That much money and thats the best design they could come up with. Should have used a few less diamonds and hired a better designer.

Oh the horror nihil!
Sadly all of your "crazy" things don't sound dangerous. Just sounds like you have pretty high standards.
This wiring looks like it is a bad accident waiting to happen not a cosmetic issue.
- apartment sized stove in a ranch house. I guess we are not all rich like you. Now if it was wired up like those garage doors, now we got a story!

Yet another reason why I like dogs more than people.

I agree. The beard is disappointing. I myself grow a beard and have no problem shaving it off. I am perplexed by my friends who also have them and would "never" shave them off.

Why does it have to be a darker skinned Mexican looking chap? What, white people don't wear sombreros and eat tacos?

Never get laid again goggles

bug or feature- small

Watches will be around as long as there are slick white collar big shots who want their wrists to show off how much money they can waste.