I once ended up behind a horse trailer that was leaking very liquid horse manure -- just as we were both getting on the freeway. As he accelerated, the manure hit the ground and then sprayed all over my car. As soon as I could, I pulled off to a gas station and ran to grab a hose that was laying on the ground. The mechanic warned me it was a high-pressure hose and all I could say was, "Good!"
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