I just exploited that dead chicken carcass in the refrigerator. I might exploit ground-up bovine muscles tomorrow. And after that, I'm going to exploit fossil fuels in order to travel to where I can get exploited hops and barley produce, so that I can exploit what's left of a nice three-day weekend, and live to exploit another day. Hope you all do the same!
The photo was doctored. There are no lightpole bases shown on the original which was flipped 180 degrees for the Neatorama post. The original photo may be found on TackyRaccoons. (And yes, I'm a webslut for traffic.) All in fun.
(Thanks for the link, Ms. C.!)