You have omitted the single most amazing fact about the platypus. It is one of only two monotremes, that is, a mammal that lays eggs, the other being the echidna.

It always aggravates me when stories about people being hit multiple times by lightning say, for example " lightning never strikes the same place twice. Tell that to Roy Sullivan " the go on to enumerate the many times he has been struck EACH TIME IN A DIFFERENT PLACE! The lightning has struck the same PERSON multiple times but not the same PLACE. The saying is therefore not disproved by this example.
It is disproved of course by lightning conductors etc which are obviously hit multiple times.

Also collaborated with Brian Eno.

Why do they have CD players in the first place?

Sounds like Penn Jillette to me.

Tacky last line. The bowdlerising of lines from The Soldier by Rupert Brooke introduces a note of inappropriate humour.

Well I'm almost 52 and I can also hear it but whether it sounds the same to me as to a teen I can't say.

The word "win" makes redundant the word "free" in the final paragraph unless of course you have in the past or intend in the future to offer prizes that will require payment by the winner.

Withnail & I please