More like, don't fuck with the police.

Seriously folks, if you work in a restaurant, don't tamper with food you serve to cops. It's really not worth it. Unless you want your mug shot featured on Neatorama, that is. ;-)

This story isn't exactly "neatorama".

This is NOT a rendition of the Michael Jackson "Thriller" video. It's from a Japanese kid's show called, Pythagora Switch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PythagoraSwitch

Apparently, they do a little dance routine on the show called the "algorithm march". Google around for "algorithm march" or "arugorizumu koushin" and you'll see many examples of it.

The interviews of the badger attacks victims are great..

“I saw it three days ago at night attacking animals. It even ate a cow. It tore the cow up piece by piece. I tried to shoot it with my gun but it ran away into the orchards. I missed it,” he said.

I think it's really space aliens wearing badger costumes.

And there's a typo..

vetrinarians --> veterinarians

I don't think it matters. Most American cars aren't even made in America any more. Besides, the Mini Cooper looks much better than a Chevy Cavalier. :-D

Ohh.. This looks good.

Link is broken. Here's the correct URL..

http://englishrussia.com/?p=851

Here comes the public sympathy and donations in 3, 2, 1..

Yeah, I have to agree with others. This story is lame. This guy is lame. He's an attention whore. Must be a slow news day at the LA Times.

This is classic.. "I've learned that I could set my mind to something and do it". But the story also says, "He graduated two years early from high school yet has spent a decade in college, switching majors several times." So.. why do we care about this guy again?

Here's the link..

http://www.giantmag.com/2006/12/tv/the-50-greatest-commercials-of-the-80s/

I hope everyone realizes that the Gordon College students didn't innovate the "live action" stage performance concept. They probably ripped it off or were inspired by this..

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8079411349144989883